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	<title>BANCURI. Bancuri noi, bancuri cu bula, bancuri diverse</title>
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		<title>NOU! Adauga chiar tu bancuri</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/nou-adauga-chiar-tu-bancuri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De acum inainte, am adoptat un sistem nou care permite adaugarea bancurilor de catre orice utilizator. Ajuta bancuri-glume.net sa-si completeze culegerea cu cele mai tari, noi sau vechi bancuri ale tuturor timpurilor.
Adauga ACUM
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		<title>Bancuri 2010: Primul banc din 2010</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/bancuri-2010-primul-banc-din-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/bancuri-2010-primul-banc-din-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 12:01:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bulă, care este cea mai urîtă soartă a unui cîine?
- Băsescu.
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		<title>Texte (mesaje) de dragoste de Craciun</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/de-craciun/texte-mesaje-de-dragoste-de-craciun/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/de-craciun/texte-mesaje-de-dragoste-de-craciun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:07:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[de Craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brazi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[colinde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mesaje de craciun de dragoste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mesaje de dragoste pentru craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texte de craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texte de dragoste de craciun]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. In noaptea de Craciun vreau sa vad o gramada de stele, nu pe cer, nici pe brad, ci in ochii iubitei mele.
2. In noaptea de Craciun oamenii vor uita de imperfectiunile celorlalti, le vor ierta greselile si isi vor aminti cat de importanti sunt unii pentru altii si cat se iubesc. In noaptea de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mesaje, urari si SMS-uri pentru Craciun 2009 &#8211; 2010</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/de-craciun/mesaje-urari-si-sms-uri-pentru-craciun-2009-2010/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/de-craciun/mesaje-urari-si-sms-uri-pentru-craciun-2009-2010/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 15:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[de Craciun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mesaje de craciun 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sms-uri de craciun 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urari de craciun 2009]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. De Sfintele Sarbatori iti doresc sa ai parte de tot ce ai si mai vrei, de tot ce nu ai si iti doresti, de tot ce iti lipseste si nu stii! Primeste lumina in adancul sufletului tau si lasa bucuria sa iasa la suprafata! La multi ani!
2. Christmas is a time when you get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor catre pacient</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-betivi/doctor-catre-pacient/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-betivi/doctor-catre-pacient/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 19:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu betivi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu doctori]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doctorul catre pacient:
- Sunteti bautor?
- Nu.
- Bun. Tineti-mi, va rog, sticla asta pana imi leg sireturile la pantof.
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		<title>Diferenta dintre un diplomat si o fata</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/glume/glume-noi/diferenta-dintre-un-diplomat-si-o-fata/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/glume/glume-noi/diferenta-dintre-un-diplomat-si-o-fata/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 08:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Glume noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Glume]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Care e diferenta dintre o fata mare si un diplomat?
Cind un diplomat spune DA inseamna POATE, cind spune POATE inseamna NU, si cind spune NU nu mai e diplomat.
Cind o fata mare spune NU inseamna POATE, cind spune POATE inseamna DA, si cind spune DA nu mai e fata mare
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		<title>Spiridusul si Vaselina</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/spiridusul-si-vaselina/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/spiridusul-si-vaselina/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 13:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spiridusul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaselina]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bula prin padure.Apare spiridusul.
-Pt. ca esti pe teritoriul meu trebuie sati-o trag.
Bula fuge cat poate.Stupoare in fata iar spiridusul.
-Nu ti-am zis ca ti-o trag?
Bula fuge si mai tare. cade epuizat, iar in fata lui..spiridusul.
-Pt. ca esti pudic mai ai o sansa. Cu Vaselina sau fara?
Pe ganduri Bula epuizat alege&#8221;
-Bine ma cu Vaselina.
-Vaselinaaa, vino si tu!!
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		<title>Prost si nimeni pe plaja</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/prost-si-nimeni-pe-plaja/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/prost-si-nimeni-pe-plaja/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 12:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu prost si nimeni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nimeni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prost]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Prost si nimeni erau pe plaja, nimeni a sarit in apa, dar nimeni nu stia sa inoate, prost suna la salvare. Prost: &#8211; Alo, salvarea? Salvarea: &#8211; Da! Prost: &#8211; Se ineaca, se ineaca! Salvarea: Cine se ineaca? Prost: &#8211; Nimeni! Salvarea: &#8211; Ba tu esti prost? Prost: &#8211; Da, eu sunt!
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		<title>Blondele in conferinta</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-blonde/blondele-in-conferinta/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-blonde/blondele-in-conferinta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 11:53:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu blonde]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blonde]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru a se dovedi că blondele nu sînt proaste, s-a organizat o conferinţă de presă. O blondă a fost întrebată:
- Cît face 1+1?
Ea răspunde:
- 5.
Din sală se aude:
- Mai daţi-i o şansă.
Apoi este întrebată alta. Ea răspunde:
- 2.
Din sală se aude:
- Mai daţi-i o şansă&#8230;
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		<title>Bula si tacso la fumei</title>
		<link>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/bula-si-tacso-la-fumei/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuri-glume.net/bancuri/bancuri-bula/bula-si-tacso-la-fumei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 17:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Draqos</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu bula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu bula noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri deocheate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cica ii Bula cu tataso prin oras si zice hai bulan sa zicem pac la toate femeile pe care leam ars&#8230;zis si facut&#8230;incepe tataso pac bula pac tataso pac bula si el pac vine mamasa si sorasa la care tataso pac bula pac pac
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